Well, the holidays are upon us, but it’s not too late to do some last minute online shopping! So, to aid you in your efforts, here is the Non-Official, First Annual (As Far As I Know) Stackpole Gift Guide.
First up on the list, a gift with a truly excellent name: MomSpit. What is MomSpit, you ask? Apparently some kind of skin-cleaning product—but other than that I have no idea. I mainly just liked the name. In the spirit of diligent journalism, however, I went to the website looking for answers, but came back instead with one of the most mystifying product descriptions I’ve ever read: “It contains no alcohol, mousses brilliantly, moisturizes gently, absorbs quickly and feels great. It’s not gel. It’s not sanitizer. It’s MomSpit.” Huh. MomSpit. Yeah, I get it!
Next up, for the child in your life with an appreciation for austere Scandinavian furniture, check out the new Svan Scooter—a child’s scooter designed with Gropius-like minimalism. This “toy” consists of three black wheels and a single curving length of plywood. According to the product description on Amazon, “Parents will love the sleek lines and style; kids will love the fun!” Indeed. Just wait till your child exclaims on Christmas morning, “Thank you, mother- and father-unit. I will enjoy this quietly in my room now, remaining mindful of the bamboo flooring.”
But what to do about that Significant Other who has everything? You may be interested to know that the Dalai Lama’s 1966 Land Rover was recently auctioned on eBay for a mere $82 thousand. This is not a joke—you can’t make this stuff up. I know this doesn’t make for a very good gift recommendation, since the Rover has already been sold (after 11 bids, to someone named “vodder”). But I think it’s still worth checking out the eBay page, which includes a video of Sharon Stone doing her best impression of a car salesman, as well as various fun facts about the Rover itself (e.g. “the vehicle is registered in California and has personalized plates that say ‘HHDL XIV’ with the Yosemite mountains in the background.”). And who knows—maybe you’ll get lucky and come across a used Pope-mobile on deep discount!
By the way, HHDL XIV stands for “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.” But you knew that, didn’t you?
Posted by Simon on December 12th, 2007
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